This isn’t about ideals; it’s about abbreviations. I kind of hate myself for the title grammar, but I’d rather be awkward than wrong. Wait, I’m not sure that’s true.
Anyway, I’m at a nerd conference and at this and other moments when I’ve worn my URL on a name tag, people ask me what Nermo means and I create an elaborate, absurd fiction.
The truth of the matter is that I found it by searching expiring web address registrations with 5 characters excluding numbers and dashes. Let’s face it, all the real 5-letter words are taken, so I was happy to find something that looks like it could be a word.
I’m calling you all to suggest a good meaning for Nermo as an acronym. Maybe the letters N-E-R-M-O can acquire meaning actually relevant to the site.
Alright, start submitting those comments.
I always think Nermal (Garfield’s nephew), then I get to normal and then . . Um.
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heh.
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