I officiated a friend’s wedding last weekend, and although I played this one straight, it got me thinking about the potential for officiating weddings as more of a performance piece. Of course this would be done in league with the couple to create some sort of spectacle, and not at their expense.  Regardless, I’ve got a perfect record so far: 1 wedding; 0 divorces.

Maybe I can set up nermo.com as the site for my new wedding officiant business.