Monthly Archives: January 2009

Recipes: Secret Treasure of the Aztec Temple and an Angry Conquistador

My second dish for Battle Chocolate is a pyramid of tortilla chips coated in chili and chocolate ganache. Inside the pyramid is a little bowl of crème fraîche sweetened with honey and it’s served with a spicy white russian cocktail. The center design was created with a hand-cut stencil and cocoa powder.

Secret Treasure of the Aztec Temple and an Angry Conquistador

Chili Chocolate Tortilla Temples

  • 4 medium flour tortillas
  • 2 tablespoons butter, melted
  • 1 cup heavy cream
  • 1 cinnamon stick
  • 1/2 vanilla bean
  • 12 oz extra dark chocolate, finely chopped
  • Chili powder
  • 1/2 cup crème fraîche
  • 1 tablespoon warm honey
  1. Preheat oven to 350.
  2. Cut tortilla chips into equal sixths and cut rounded edges flat.  Brush both sides with butter and arrange triangles in a single layer on an ungreased cookie sheet. Bake 15 minutes, rotating the tray half way.
  3. Simmer cream in a saucepan with vanilla and cinnamon. Remove from heat and let sit ten minutes.  Remove bean and stick , return to a simmer, remove from heat and whisk in chocolate until fully combined.
  4. Dip chips 2/3 of the way to the tip in ganache and wipe gently against edge of pan if coating is too thick.
  5. On wax paper, arrange 3 chips, clean point up to form a pyramid, making sure that all three chips touch each other in the chocolate-coated regions. Sprinkle with chili powder while still wet and allow to cool.
  6. Combine crème fraîche and honey and divide into 8 small cups.
  7. Once cooled, arrange pyramids over the cups of and serve with an Angry Conquistador (recipe below). To eat, guests should break apart their pyramids and dip individual chips in the sweetened crème fraîche.

An Angry Conquistador

  • 1 part firewater
  • 2 parts Kahlua
  • 3 parts half-and-half
  • 4 parts vodka

Mix all ingredients and serve on the rocks in an old fashioned glass.

MobilePost: Fancy Food Show 2009

I scored a press pass to the 34th annual Winter Fancy Food Show in San Francisco this weekend. I only spent 2 hours there today, but decided to take the next two days off from work in order to really dig in. I’ve already got at least a half dozen story ideas in mind, so I think the next two days will be both fun and productive. Keep an eye out for articles on wild, new food products in the coming days and weeks.

Ina Garten, the Barefoot Contessa was lurking around aisle 900 today according to Nicole at PMGCreative, and thanks to Suki for reminding me that there is a WordPress iPhone application so I don’t need to lug my MacBook Pro to Moscone while I wait for my new netbook to arrive.

Jennifer In the press office was a peach, but the guy who jumped me for my card the moment I left the office with my press pass scared the living daylights out of me. Only a well-paying blogging gig could get me over the shock 😉

An annual event in San Francisco, the Fancy Food Show is a convention with over 15,000 exhibitors presenting over 80,000 products. That’s a hell of a lot of samples for this intrepid blogger, but I shall persevere.

Recipe: Battle Chocolate Savory Entree

Here’s my first dish from last night’s Iron Chef: Battle Chocolate.  I’ll update with pictures when I get a chance.

Pepper-Crusted Beef Tenderloin with Pumpkin Ravioli and Glazed Sweet Potatoes

Steak and Sauce

  • 2  five-ounce beef tenderloin steaks
  • Salt
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 2 teaspoons cracked pepper
  • 1 small shallot, sliced thin
  • 1/4 cup Port
  • 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar
  • 1/4 cup beef stock
  • 1 teaspoon chopped fresh rosemary
  • 1/2 ounce high quality dark chocolate, coarsely chopped (82% Valhrona)
  1. Salt steaks and brush with 1 tablespoon olive oil.  Coat both sides with pepper.
  2. Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in a small pan until shimmering.  Add the meat and sear 4 minutes per side (medium-rare).  Remove from pan and let rest. Add shallot to pan and sauté 1 minute.
  3. Add port and vinegar and simmer for a minute or two until syrupy.  Add stock and rosemary and return to a simmer.  Stir in chocolate and cook until slightly thickened sauce forms.


Chocolate Pumpkin Ravioli

  • 1 15-16 oz can pumpkin (see note)
  • 1 cup ricotta cheese
  • 1/4 cup grated Parmesan
  • 3 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
  • 1 teaspoon sage
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • one batch of chocolate pasta, recipe below
  1. Combine all ingredients except pasta.
  2. Place one tablespoon filling in center of each pasta square. Brush edges with water, top with another square and press edges to seal.
  3. Working in batches, cook ravioli in pot of boiling salted water until just tender, about 1 minute.

Note: Libby’s 100% Pure Pumpkin is actually a squash variety somewhere between jack-o-lantern and butternut, so really, it’s better suited than fresh pumpkin

Chocolate Pasta

  • 3 3/4 cups flour
  • 1/4 cup cocoa powder
  • 4 eggs
  • 1/4 water
  1. Sift together flour and cocoa into a large bowl. Shape into a mound with a deep crater and pour in eggs and water. Beat wet ingredients with a fork. Using a circular motion, bring the dry ingredients into the center. Stir until all the flour is moistened. Add more water as needed in small amounts.  Shape dough into a ball and knead 10 minutes, or until smooth and elastic. Cover dough and let it rest ½ hour. Roll out the dough and cup into 2-inch squares.

Glazed sweet potatoes

  • 2/3 cup brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup water
  • 1.5 tablespoon butter
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon Cocoa powder
  • 4 medium sweet potatoes (about 3 pounds), cooked, peeled, and cut in 1/2 inch slices
  1. In a heavy skillet, combine brown sugar, water, butter, salt and cocoa powder.
  2. Simmer for 5 minutes. Add sweet potatoes. Simmer for 10 minutes, stirring frequently.

Iron Chef: Battle Chocolate

This weekend in Pac Heights, TSB and her roommate are hosting the next installment of Iron Chef SF.  You may recall, I was robbed of victory (aka. I bombed) in Battle Mango, but redeemed myself as champion of Battle Pillsbury Crescent Roll Dough.  Saturday, my title will be on the line in Battle Chocolate.

My two dishes are starting to get out of hand.  Just one sweet and one savory, but everything from ingredients and technique to naming and plating are growing exponentially more complex with every passing minute. Allez cuisine!

The main involves searing meat, making a pan sauce, making fresh pasta dough and a filling, filling and cooking the pasta, cooking and glazing a veg and putting it all together to look amazing.  I want to spill the beans now (that’s not a hint), but I’d better play the details close to my chest today.  I’ll post (very long, byzantine) recipes soon.

Secret Treasure of the Aztec Temple and an Angry Conquistador, as I am calling the dessert, will likely necessitate hiring a licensed civil engineer to assist in plating. Yes, there actually will be an actual temple constructed on the plate with an actual treasure inside, and a Caucasian cocktail. Actually!

Update: Holidays = Foodtastic Renewal

Although I requested no recipe books for Christmas this year, I received a couple gems in my stocking that got my culinary brain going: Ferran Adria‘s A Day at elBulli (still nobody has bought me the 7Bowls system) and The Hungry Scientist (I am determined to be a contributor in the next installment).  I also visited 5 craft breweries in VT over the break, which got me thinking.

First off, I need to get a soda siphon, because everything is better with bubbles and I need to test an old theory about carbonating pineapple chunks.  It’s also a good move environmentally, to carbonate one’s own water or make homemade soda/pop/soft drinks, rather than buying them bottled.

Second, I’ve been inspired to make more booze, returning to my homebrew roots to craft beer, and soon my own sake.  I was thinking of calling it “For Pete’s Sake”

I’m back to just screwing around in the kitchen more too, which has been rejuvinating, and I only hope that as my busiest semester starts gearing up today with the first class of my after school program (followed shortly be the start of the university semester which has me teaching two courses and taking one for fun on top of 37 hours a week in the office), I still have time for art and mayhem in the kitchen.

New Category: Booze

I’m realizing that for all the writing I do about beer, wine and liquor, it’ not right to lump that into the “food” category alone. It was fine when it was just a few infused vodka recipes, but it’s gone too far, so I’m adding “booze” to the category list linked at the top of the page.

Booze blog entries to date:

Brew Blog: Oxtail Ale

Beer Brewing Time

Recipe: Strawberries and Pears Poached in Port (sorta)

Recipes: Infuse the Booze

Bottles and Cans… And Just Clap Your Hands

Link: Molecular Mixology

Note: Martini Is The Name Of A Drink, Not A Category

Recipe: Bloody Buddy

Journal: Latin-Japanese Fusion

Journal: Firewater

Journal: Vegan Jell-O Flop

Journal: Black Absinthe

Journal & Recipe: Ginger Infused Vodka

Journal: Bathtub Gin and My First Hangover

To Serve Man: A Cookbook

My quirky cookbook concept that I should probably pitch to a publisher.

I’m going to edit a cookbook, getting accomplished chefs (I know a few, and they each know several) to create recipes with the same primary ingredient: people.  There’s plenty of room for variety, as there are many types of people, each with several parts.  Ensuring that it’s still a conventionally useful cookbook, each recipe would also list an alternate, non-cannibal equivalent, like tofu, pork or chicken (humanity all tastes like chicken, right?).

Between recipes, featuring photos of the respective chefs biting into body parts, will be nested stories about cannibalism in popular culture, glossaries of cannibalistic terms,  boxes with nutrition facts about person meat, warnings on the health effects, insets about famous cases of cannibalism, sidebars about cannibalistic cultural practices , and so on.

One of my favorite episdes of The Twilight Zone is “To Serve Man” about an alien race landing on Earth and offering the solutions to war and hunger.  SPOILER ALERT: throughout the episode, government code-breakers try to decipher the book, To Serve Man, left by the aliens, which they eventually discern to be a cookbook. Now that I’ve spoiled the shocking ending, you can watch the entire episode on the left side of the screen

Keywords: soylent, donner, hufu, recession dining, effects of global warming on the food supply, Kuru, Jonathan Swift

Brew Blog: Oxtail Ale

After a 4 or 5 year hiatus, I’ve resumed brewing beer.  Here’s the recipe I made last night.  I’m calling it Oxtail Ale because I’m hoping it will be ready in time to serve at my Lunar New Year dinner party, celebrating the year of the ox… and because as the wort boiled, I was marinating oxtails for a test recipe.

Brewing was a bit of a mess since I’m out of the habit, but a few drops of burned malt and a separate boil for the finishing hops shouldn’t do any harm.  I realize this isn’t the sort of recipe anyone is looking for on my blog, but I keep it here so I won’t forget or lose it.

  • 0.5# Special Roast malt
  • 1# Crystal Malt (40L)
  • 5.5# amber malt extract
  • 1 oz. Centennial hops
  • 1 oz. Tettnanger hops (pellet)
  • Dry English ale yeast (Safale s-04 11.5g packet)
  1. Heat 1.5 gallons of water to 160 degrees.
  2. Crack grains with a rolling pin, tie up in cheesecloth and submerge in water. Steep for 1/2 hour.
  3. Remove grains from water, add 1 gallon tepid water, malt extract and Centennial hops, stirring to dissolve extract.
  4. Boil wort for one hour, adding Tettnanger hops for last minute of boil.
  5. Pour 2 gallons cold water into fermenter, Strain and sparge wort  into fermenter. Add water to make 5 gallons.
  6. When temperature drops below 75, add yeast, stopper and fermentation lock.

(Note original gravity reading: 1.022, but it looked less dense at the top, where I poured from into my hydrometer flask)

Recipe: Pear Shallot Jam

The office network went down around noon today and boss-man let us hit the bricks a little after 2:00.  No way was IT on top of their game today.  On the way home I stopped at the local organic grocery and grabbed the dollar forty-nine discount bag of gorgeous, yet supposedly past its prime fruit and a loaf of bread.  A cheese plate was was calling my name, so I busted out the insanely sharp cheddar and maple syrup I brought back from VT and made myself a snack.  Here’s the highlight. It doesn’t make a lot, just enough for a cheese plate.

Pear-Shallot Jam

  • 1 Shallot, diced
  • 1 tablespoon unsalted butter
  • 1 small pear, roughly the size of a chicken egg, cored and diced
  • 1/3 cup apple cider vinegar
  • 1 pinch red pepper flakes
  • A pinch of salt
  • 1 allspice berry
  • 2/3 cups water
  1. Over medium heat, add the butter to a small, heavy skillet and  cook the shallot for five minutes.
  2. Add remaining ingredients and simmer, covered for 20-30 minutes, until everything is soft and the liquid has evaporated (you know, like jam).
  3. Squish with a fork to the desired consistency and serve with cheese, honey or maple syrup and bread or crackers.

Recipe: Carnitas!

TSB and I wanted to make dinner for my family while home for the holidays, and thought it would be fun to undertake one of her family’s favorites, which would also bring her south-of-the-border heritage to the whitest state in the Union.

To hear her dad and step-mom talk about making Carnitas (Mexican pulled pork), you would think it was the most labor-intensive task, requiring a full day of dedication and attention to the pork, and that the process would nearly destroy your home, both through the filthy, airborne fat globules that attach themselves to every surface in the house, and the strain that the cooking will put on your relationship.  MALARKEY! It was the easiest thing I’ve ever made, and it was delicious!

Many traditional recipes call for you to trim the fat off the pork and then cook it in lard.  This must be the stupidest thing I have ever heard, “remove fat and then add fat.”  Traditionally, carnitas is a stove-top endeavor that involves a lot of splattering fat, but it works just as well in a crockpot which you cover, fill and forget about, then finish in the oven, requiring almost no attention and creating no mess.

Carnitas Recipe

Serves 6-8

  • 3.5 pounds boneless pork butt or shoulder, cut into 2 inch chunks
  • 1.5 tablespoon garlic powder
  • 1 quart low-sodium chicken broth
  • 1 tablespoon salt
  1. Set crock pot to low, add a layer of pork, sprinkle with garlic powder and repeat until all meat and garlic have been used.
  2. Pour in enough broth to cover, put on the lid and let stew for 4 hours.
  3. Preheat oven to 350 and remove pork from the cooking liquid onto a baking sheet.
  4. Using two forks, shred the chunks and spread them evenly.  Season the pork with half the salt and put in oven.
  5. After 15 minutes, the top of the shredded pork should be getting crispy and brown. Turn over the pork and season with the remaining salt before putting it back in the oven for another 15 minutes.
  6. Serve with tortillas, salsa, guacamole, sour cream, rice and beans… or with hamburger buns, BBQ sauce and coleslaw.